Do you know what the best time to write is?
If you answered “when I’m drunk,” then congratulations!
You’re right. In this blog post, we will be discussing 8 tips for better writing when you are drunk.
Follow these steps and your writing will be twice as good (or at least a little bit funnier).
Step One: Alcohol lowers inhibitions and makes it easier to get into the flow.
If you’re on a deadline, this is always helpful!
Step Two: Drink responsibly because alcohol not only affects your writing but also impairs everything else in life.
In other words, don’t drink so much that you can’t remember what happened last night – just enough to make sure things are funny as hell.
Here’s how I’ll be drinking for my next blog post tonight (probably).
*Drink* -Start with two beers or wines over dinner; then wait thirty minutes before starting work while continuing to sip lightly as necessary .
After finishing one draft of an article, take half an hour break for another glass.